So kids are doing this new thing called ricin'. What they do is put a funnel in their mouths and start pouring cooked rice down it. I guess its pretty bad.
I didn't even know that eating too much rice could kill you. I mean I can see how eating a lot of rice might make you sick but I can't believe it could put you in a comma.
If we can't depend on rice what are we going to eat when all of the wheat is gone? Oh...yeah...Corn Meal I guess. Probably no shortage of that.
I also was suprized to find out that we get rice from castor beans. I always thought it came from rice patty fields.
So I am sad that Rice is getting a bad rep from this whole ricin' issue. Danged teenager ruining it for the rest of us. I sure hope Map Maker holds on to that big bag of rice he bought last week, cause I bet you are going to have to get a license to buy rice.
Time to hang up the chop sticks I guess.
