I'm sure you've seen this. One of these new fangled phones with some "cool" song as its "ring." So this awesome song goes off and the only problem is that the person with the phone is in a meeting, at work (insert other awkward situation of your choice) and they start digging and hurrying to get the phone out and get it shut off.
Now back to the bus.
Out of the corner of my eye on the bus this morning, I saw a guy at the back of the bus digging around in his coat or something and he was singing.
So are you thinking what I was?
Maybe I should have just called this post, Proof I'm Crazy.
Anyway, whatever the guy was doing, I had this thought, which I think is pretty hilarious, which you need to try if you want people to think you're crazy.
In a crowded place, just burst into a rendition of your favorite song (not singing the words of course, but do's and da's) and start hurriedly digging around in your pockets and stuff. In between singing, say things like "I bet it's John calling me again." "Where is that thing?" "I guess I'll just have to let it go to voice mail."
Well I thought it was a funny idea.
"I'm not crazy!" - ClusterBuster quoting Bruce Willis in Disney's The Kid
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