Things I Learned on the 453

So, riding the bus in the morning is a lot of fun and educational.

Things I learned:

1. There is a piece of 'art' in the Great Salt Lake called the Spiral Jetti. Its a big spiral made of rocks and such.

2. There are crazy people in this world that will pay hundreds of dollars for an old license plate.

3. The way to tell if an Egyptian girl is a godess she will be depicted topless.

4. There is an Egyptian god called the copulating bull.

5. Orrin Hatch is a Democrat.

6. There are people in this world that were more experienced by the time they were eight than is physically possible.

7. Some people will pick their noses and wipe them on the side of the seats thinking a bus full of people won't notice.

8. People who take the bus must be really smart because they read a lot of books. They could be just pretending to read to avoid getting chatty with people.

9. There are people in the government that have been vaccinated against everything except maybe arthritis and death.

10. Most people born on this planet will die one day.