1. Don't speak up and jump in conversations about the Spiral Jetti, people will find you interesting and knowledgeable and want to talk to you every day.
2. If you hear someone going on and on about license plates, avert your eyes or else he will tell you all about them too.
3. I prefer reformed Egyptian translated to English translated to Portuguese.
4. Some people should keep information to themselves.
5. Not everyone was aware that Orrin Hatch is a liberal.
6. Some people should REALLY keep information to themselves.
7. Some people like to intrude on my private business.
8. People who are jealous of your intelligence because of all the books you read will try to talk to you so you can't read so that you won't continue to widen the intelligence gap.
9. Riding the bus boosts immunity through increased pathogen exposure.
10. Everyone will die of something, but some of us sooner than others. Like people who are old. Like Clusterbuster.
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Hey, no fair taking my last post and making it funnier.
Just finished checking obituaries for all Utah newspapers online. At least at the moment, I am not yet dead.
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