Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Ricin-Poisoned Man Gains Consciousness,Talks With FBI and Brother


So kids are doing this new thing called ricin'. What they do is put a funnel in their mouths and start pouring cooked rice down it. I guess its pretty bad.

I didn't even know that eating too much rice could kill you. I mean I can see how eating a lot of rice might make you sick but I can't believe it could put you in a comma.

If we can't depend on rice what are we going to eat when all of the wheat is gone? Oh...yeah...Corn Meal I guess. Probably no shortage of that.

I also was suprized to find out that we get rice from castor beans. I always thought it came from rice patty fields.

So I am sad that Rice is getting a bad rep from this whole ricin' issue. Danged teenager ruining it for the rest of us. I sure hope Map Maker holds on to that big bag of rice he bought last week, cause I bet you are going to have to get a license to buy rice.

Time to hang up the chop sticks I guess.

3 comments:

Map Maker said...

This is a post, this is a post about rice, this is a weird post about rice, this is a weird post, this is weird.

Map Maker said...

HEADPHONES REQUIRED!

It was a clever post combining many topics in one. I did enjoy it. Sorry you thought my comment was critical. It was just supposed to be funny.

Ahhh! I've got to run or I'll miss the 453 outbound! I wonder if I should do a blog for that one too.

Anonymous said...

Cooked rice'n raisens is pretty good. My mother used to make it with cinnamon.